After Poop

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"After poop" is the feeling of refreshment or feeling happy after you pinched a grande poo It was thought of by the ex blogger, adamaldhanki in may of 2008

"I just took a four pound dump. Try to imagine how great the after poop is."

After Poop by heythereitskeith August 16, 2011

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After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

After Poop Skinny’s by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

after school poop by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

afternoop

see: noop

After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax

afternoop by Jerktart July 29, 2011

Afterpoop

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.

Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.

Afterpoop by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016

Word of the Day on February 13, 2016

afterpoop

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out

"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."

afterpoop by froste May 3, 2013

afterpoo

1. A remnant of poo in your underwear, due to the lack of sufficient butt-wiping.
2. a dingleberry

Something smells. Do you have afterpoo in your shorts? Tell the truth.

afterpoo by Jed Hunsaker September 11, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026