Afterplops

A phenomenon that occurs after you’ve had a really massive poo, possibly following a few days of constipation, however for a few hours after the said poo you need to return to the toilet several times to pass turds even though you thought your bowel was completely empty.

I thought I’d have a really good day today after managing an extremely large & satisfying poo this morning, however when I got to work I had to go to the toilet 4 or 5 times to pass even more poo, it was a really bad attack of the afterplops.

Afterplops by Big Jack's Bollocks November 7, 2025

Afterpoop 

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.

Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.

Afterpoop by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016

Afterplot 

(Noun)

A plot of a movie that was clearly an afterthought after special effects, all-star cast, elaborate fight scenes, etc.

The second Transformers movie wowed us with giant robots, badass battle scenes, and explosions, but we walked out of there wondering what the hell the movie was about. Totally an afterplot!

Afterplot by CreepyTastik July 7, 2011

afterpoop 

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out

"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."

afterpoop by froste May 3, 2013

The Afterlost 

The state of the characters of LOST once the final season has ended.

John Locke is disabled again in the afterlost.

The Afterlost by DaNo_Seattle February 3, 2010

afterplastered 

Low energy state humans experience when alcohol induced euphoria has left them.

Taking care of a kid on a long flight is tough, but doing it afterplastered is a million times worse!

afterplastered by dhrotky December 23, 2019

afterglowsbiggestfan 

The best bandori tiktoker and Afterglows biggest fan

Kanonskitten: Hey have you ever met afterglowsbiggestfan?

Idiot: No why?
Kanonskitten: You’re a moron

afterglowsbiggestfan by jdiebehehheh July 23, 2021