Afterplops

A phenomenon that occurs after you’ve had a really massive poo, possibly following a few days of constipation, however for a few hours after the said poo you need to return to the toilet several times to pass turds even though you thought your bowel was completely empty.

I thought I’d have a really good day today after managing an extremely large & satisfying poo this morning, however when I got to work I had to go to the toilet 4 or 5 times to pass even more poo, it was a really bad attack of the afterplops.

by Big Jack's Bollocks November 7, 2025

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Afterpoop

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.

Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.

by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016

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Afterplot

(Noun)

A plot of a movie that was clearly an afterthought after special effects, all-star cast, elaborate fight scenes, etc.

The second Transformers movie wowed us with giant robots, badass battle scenes, and explosions, but we walked out of there wondering what the hell the movie was about. Totally an afterplot!

by CreepyTastik July 7, 2011

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