Afterplops

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A phenomenon that occurs after you’ve had a really massive poo, possibly following a few days of constipation, however for a few hours after the said poo you need to return to the toilet several times to pass turds even though you thought your bowel was completely empty.

I thought I’d have a really good day today after managing an extremely large & satisfying poo this morning, however when I got to work I had to go to the toilet 4 or 5 times to pass even more poo, it was a really bad attack of the afterplops.

Afterplops by Big Jack's Bollocks November 7, 2025

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Afterpoop

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.

Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.

Afterpoop by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016

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Afterplot

(Noun)

A plot of a movie that was clearly an afterthought after special effects, all-star cast, elaborate fight scenes, etc.

The second Transformers movie wowed us with giant robots, badass battle scenes, and explosions, but we walked out of there wondering what the hell the movie was about. Totally an afterplot!

Afterplot by CreepyTastik July 7, 2011

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afterpoop

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out

"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."

afterpoop by froste May 3, 2013

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The Afterlost

The state of the characters of LOST once the final season has ended.

John Locke is disabled again in the afterlost.

The Afterlost by DaNo_Seattle February 3, 2010

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afterplastered

Low energy state humans experience when alcohol induced euphoria has left them.

Taking care of a kid on a long flight is tough, but doing it afterplastered is a million times worse!

afterplastered by dhrotky December 23, 2019

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afterglowsbiggestfan

The best bandori tiktoker and Afterglows biggest fan

Kanonskitten: Hey have you ever met afterglowsbiggestfan?

Idiot: No why?
Kanonskitten: You’re a moron

afterglowsbiggestfan by jdiebehehheh July 23, 2021

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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