after the 

After when the

Guy 1: after the

Guy 2: when

after the by AfterThe June 30, 2021

After The Flash 

The main roleplaying hub for edgelords to speedtype enemies into submission with the absence of logic.

Person 1: I am going to play the roblox game After The Flash.
Person 2: Unless you have 100 WPM, I would advise against that.

After The Flash by nigga bruh fortnite August 4, 2019

After the Burial 

A sick ass progressive metal band that will make you shit bricks and throw them at your un-born child.

I listened to that band you told me about, After the Burial...

Did you like them?

Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.

So you did like them!

FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL

After the Burial by Half Empty October 20, 2008

after the jump 

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.

<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>

after the jump by doganuses September 12, 2007

After the fact 

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".

How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??

After the fact by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

After the show comes the shit cart. by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

after the jump 

'The Jump' in online media refers to a large block of inline advertising separating a page of text. It is a form of advertisment commonly used by bloggers and tech-press, but creates a major distraction for readers. The web-equivalent of the commercial break.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.

...with people speculating that Apple are soon to release a new brand of laptop powered by hampsters. More after the jump.
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.

after the jump by Bobolosh June 23, 2006