afropants
afropants by Amanda DuP May 26, 2007
Words you can keep
afropenis
when there is so much pubic hair, there must be at least a 2 minute search for said penis before any sexual acts.
Hey Matthew, you really need to shave that afropenis before you hang out with that girl, so it will get rid of the awkwardness when she sees it.
afropenis by Lumberjack Bruce February 4, 2010
Related Words
Afropits
Guy: "Did you see the afropits on Roberto?!"
Dude: "Ya! Man his pits are so hairy it looks like he has a nigger in a headlock!"
Dude: "Ya! Man his pits are so hairy it looks like he has a nigger in a headlock!"
Afropits by idk_a_name February 4, 2010
AstroPants
Do you ever think about how crazy the world would be if your genitals were under your arms, instead of between your legs? Would long sleeved shirts be the new pants? Would short sleeved shirts be the new shorts? I often wonder what the genital configuration of beings in other galaxies might be. What if their genitals were located in their hands? Would gloves then be the new pants? How about if their genetals were located in their foreheads? Would hats then be the new pants? Would it be a requirement to wear a hat in a public place?
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!
AstroPants by MrsMinx January 27, 2005
AFROcant American
Person 1- "Is that Jerrod? I'm suprised. He said he was black"
Person 2- "See.. the thing is, he is kinda black. He appears black but he's at heart, infact white. Oh that AFROcant American"
Person 2- "See.. the thing is, he is kinda black. He appears black but he's at heart, infact white. Oh that AFROcant American"
AFROcant American by AddictiveHashlee January 23, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!