afropants
afropants by Amanda DuP May 26, 2007
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afropenis
when there is so much pubic hair, there must be at least a 2 minute search for said penis before any sexual acts.
Hey Matthew, you really need to shave that afropenis before you hang out with that girl, so it will get rid of the awkwardness when she sees it.
afropenis by Lumberjack Bruce February 4, 2010
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Afropits
Guy: "Did you see the afropits on Roberto?!"
Dude: "Ya! Man his pits are so hairy it looks like he has a nigger in a headlock!"
Dude: "Ya! Man his pits are so hairy it looks like he has a nigger in a headlock!"
Afropits by idk_a_name February 4, 2010
AstroPants
Do you ever think about how crazy the world would be if your genitals were under your arms, instead of between your legs? Would long sleeved shirts be the new pants? Would short sleeved shirts be the new shorts? I often wonder what the genital configuration of beings in other galaxies might be. What if their genitals were located in their hands? Would gloves then be the new pants? How about if their genetals were located in their foreheads? Would hats then be the new pants? Would it be a requirement to wear a hat in a public place?
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!
AstroPants by MrsMinx January 27, 2005
AFROcant American
Person 1- "Is that Jerrod? I'm suprised. He said he was black"
Person 2- "See.. the thing is, he is kinda black. He appears black but he's at heart, infact white. Oh that AFROcant American"
Person 2- "See.. the thing is, he is kinda black. He appears black but he's at heart, infact white. Oh that AFROcant American"
AFROcant American by AddictiveHashlee January 23, 2011