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AstroPants

Do you ever think about how crazy the world would be if your genitals were under your arms, instead of between your legs? Would long sleeved shirts be the new pants? Would short sleeved shirts be the new shorts? I often wonder what the genital configuration of beings in other galaxies might be. What if their genitals were located in their hands? Would gloves then be the new pants? How about if their genetals were located in their foreheads? Would hats then be the new pants? Would it be a requirement to wear a hat in a public place?
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!
No shirt, no shoes, no service!
"Hey, what about pants?"
by MrsMinx January 27, 2005
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Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.
"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."
by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016
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astro-pants

Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.
"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."
by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005
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afropants

Don't even think about it he totally has afropants. GROSS
by Amanda DuP May 26, 2007
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NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS
Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS
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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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