Afroditi is the best girl you will ever meet. Kind, loving, beautifull, sexy, funny, sweeter than nutella and she is just Perfect. She hates lies and you are a fucking idiot if you break her heart because she can become the best woman and wife for you. If she loves you consider yourself the luckiest human alive. Always tell her she is perfect because she is and even if she doesnt belive you make sure you one day show it to her.

Person1: Afroditi you are perfect.
Afroditi: no i'm nooot.
Person1: You are for me.

Afroditi by #1410 June 9, 2018

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afrology

the study of the afro. Also known as afronomy.

When I was accepted into Harvard in late 1988, I decided to major in afrology.

afrology by TheAfrologist January 3, 2009

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afropoon

A girl that literally has an afro on her poon. Very hairy and unkept. Think of the scene in Scary Movie when he takes her pants off and has to use bush trimmers to clear the way.

I took off her panties and WAPOW her afropoon hit me in the face.

afropoon by Nick Maloney November 29, 2005

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afrodian slip

is an error in speech that is believed to be caused by the urban or cultural experiences in ones background usually demonstrated with letter substitutions or additions in common words

afrodian slips ex. Mommanen lookded right at me and said "tell dat boy to come in hea out the skreet and eat sum oh dees scrimp i catched this mornin"

afrodian slip by rhyynno December 17, 2008

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afroduck

The leader of the nigras in the battle to close the pool which has AIDS, in Habbo Hotel.

Where is the afroduck?! Are you a failure to your fellow nigras?!

afroduck by Elite-chan July 28, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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