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afghanipan 

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Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.
Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan
afghanipan by Jake16261 May 15, 2020

Ashgan 

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Ashgan's are some of the best people out there. She's shy when you first meet her but once you break her shell, she super funny and throws puns every where. Ashgan's also have the best advice! She'll always be there for you when if you guys are far apart, it doesn't stop her! Ashgan's make the best friends and girlfriends.
Friend: I wish someone would give me advice like an Ashgan!

Friend: I know right? They're the best!
Ashgan by Lovely_Mei March 26, 2016

Afgan Dan 

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Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
Afgan Dan by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

afghan kabob 

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Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...
These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut
afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Afghan Meal 

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A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!
White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!

Afghanboo 

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A Afghanboo is anyone who is obsessed with Afghanistan and Pashtun culture. Derives from weeaboo because like weeaboo, a Afghanboo is insanely obsessed with Afghanistan. While Afghanboo's claim to love and support Pashtun culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype Pashtun culture by how it appears in their favorite tiktok edit, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the Pashtuns.

They generally act like they are from Afghanistan. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Pashto words. You will commonly find them online. Or just in Indian Sub Continent. Also, on social media app. like, Twitter and Reddit.
They are usually teens and grown ups. Who have no idea what Afghanistan even is and believe Bacha Khan was the greatest human ever.
"Azizum! I am of Pathan decent. I am of going to marry pashtun girl when I grow up. Zindabad Afghanistan!!"

"Yar look I have Pakol and Patoo, and ak47 do I look Pathan enough yet."

"OMG I LOVE PASHTUN CULTURE, I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR YOUR DRESS WITH MY JEANS"

"Dude your such a Afghanboo"
Afghanboo by TacticalKhel February 16, 2022
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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