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Advice Monkey
A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016
If I want your advice...
If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!
If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020
Advising Day Eve
A holiday on the campus of Gannon University. The university cancels classes for Advising Day so the night before is known as Advising Day Eve. Students celebrate by drinking, partying, and running around campus making fools of themselves. A popular Advising Day Eve hangout is Antlers Bar. Even certain professors are known to participate in Advising Day Eve festivities.
Dude I had the craziest night! I did shots with the Dean at Antlers!" "Well, yeah it was Advising Day Eve!
Advising Day Eve by gu2013 April 15, 2011
customer avoidance
While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.
customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008
Advocate Doogy
An unemployed mid 30s autistic virgin who still lives with his parents. He makes extremely cringey, poorly-drawn Chris Chan style comics that he posts to Reddit where he imagines himself as a caped superhero fighting "evil" incels.
Advocate Doogy is obsessed with incels because he is an incel. His comics are actually about a man grappling with a part of himself that he hates and wants to bury and hide.
Advocate Doogy by dpeter February 13, 2022
advice slut
A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.
Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
advice slut by aciduniform December 12, 2015