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The art of not letting partying affect your day to day life.
We're adults and did adultie things
adultie by Adultie October 13, 2017

adulterer 

a man who cheats on his wife.
a man of low morals or character.
man of little integrity.
adulterer by lob February 24, 2005

Adultescent 

1. Noun

An adult whose interests and behaviour follow youth culture; someone who has not fully grown up.

2. Adjective

An adult who has this pattern of behaviour.
1. I really cannot figure out how he dares to wear that outfit at 50. He's just an adultescent.

2. Let us go to another disco. This one is full of adultescents.
Adultescent by Ezechiel February 21, 2007

Netflix Adultery 

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.
"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."
Netflix Adultery by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

Address Adultress 

When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?
My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?
Address Adultress by suzgirl April 10, 2019

Adulting 

Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.
I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!
Adulting by starcraft420 June 12, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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