adultie

When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it

I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.

by Adultie October 12, 2017

adultie

The art of not letting partying affect your day to day life.

We're adults and did adultie things

by Adultie October 13, 2017

adulterer

a man who cheats on his wife.
a man of low morals or character.
man of little integrity.

He cheated on his wife. Pond scum.

by lob February 24, 2005

Adultescent

1. Noun

An adult whose interests and behaviour follow youth culture; someone who has not fully grown up.

2. Adjective

An adult who has this pattern of behaviour.

1. I really cannot figure out how he dares to wear that outfit at 50. He's just an adultescent.

2. Let us go to another disco. This one is full of adultescents.

by Ezechiel February 21, 2007

Netflix Adultery

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

Address Adultress

When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?

My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?

by suzgirl April 10, 2019

Adulting

Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.

I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!

by starcraft420 June 12, 2016