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Adultescent 

1. Noun

An adult whose interests and behaviour follow youth culture; someone who has not fully grown up.

2. Adjective

An adult who has this pattern of behaviour.
1. I really cannot figure out how he dares to wear that outfit at 50. He's just an adultescent.

2. Let us go to another disco. This one is full of adultescents.
Adultescent by Ezechiel February 21, 2007
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Adolescent 

What I was before I became an adult urophiliac, meaning I derive erotic pleasure for being treated like a toilet.
I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult I'm a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet.
Adolescent by TonyGunk February 15, 2019

Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.
1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.
Fluorescent Adolescent by Sanna C. November 1, 2008
Word of the Day on July 9, 2024

adolescent adult 

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.
Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

the adolescents 

THE most influential and kickass punk band to emerge from southern california.
the adolescents were just teenagers when their debut album rocked the charts in 1981.

adolescent 

the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.
prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works

emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.

trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
adolescent by --lynn-- March 25, 2007

Adolescent 

A human between 10 and 20

Adolescence is a age to refer to a person starting adolescence starting at 10 and ending it at 21.
This is the average age of puberty.
Where kids are interacting with peers, getting embarrassed of moms and dads, confused about self identity, curiosity about sex, experimenting with alcohol, doing dumb things etc
But not all pubescent children are adolescents all Adolescents are pubescent children.
Friend : what did your adolescent boy do now?
Mom : he tried to climb out of 100 feet building and jump 🤬.
Adolescent by 459395 February 10, 2022
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