adultie

The art of not letting partying affect your day to day life.

We're adults and did adultie things

by Adultie October 13, 2017

LOD’S

Left over drugs

Hey barry, did you ask cam or tommy if they have any more lod’s

by Adultie September 07, 2019

Greasy Spoon

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

urterusless

A woman that lacks the baby making parts

Clare where you do to keep your blow.?
”I don’t know I’m urterusless!

by Adultie August 30, 2020

Frog Soup

The liquid excreted from a quality shart

I farted and instead I got frog soup.

by Adultie January 11, 2018

adultie

When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it

I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.

by Adultie October 12, 2017

mismurchify

To surprise

Victoria was able to mismurchify me on Jason’s boat.

by Adultie May 02, 2020