by darkdrummer9 January 8, 2005
Get the aducktion mug.When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.
These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"
The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.
These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"
The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.
Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head
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Get the auctions mug.The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...
Some known adulutions...
18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.
21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.
Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Some known adulutions...
18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.
21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.
Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
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