adpoted 

i swear to god i have autism

person A: you are adpoted
person B: you have fucking autism

adpoted by okayi'mnotgay December 28, 2020

Mum, am I adopted? 

MuM, Am I aDOptEd?

This sentence is from Tommyinnit 3000 subscriber qna

Mum, am i adopted? Yeah. Oh.

Mum, am I adopted? by Gitewwlahye January 28, 2021

adopted 

the thing that i get told everyday

you be adopted

adopted by child hood obesity August 20, 2019

adopted 

A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.

" I'm adopted"

"That's cool!It doesn't change anything your still the same person "

adopted by who else..? November 23, 2014

You're adopted! 

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

You're adopted! by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012

adopted 

What I am. Something that not only happens to a person but plays a major part in shaping who they are, what they do and how they treat others. It's no ones fault. Understand, Deal and Move On. You'll only burn if you can't get past it.

You're Adopted. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You still want me right?
Of course

adopted by Maddy March 29, 2005

you're adopted 

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.

Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

you're adopted by Super Ninja January 14, 2008