adholes

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by Jamazon March 17, 2023

Adolescent

What I was before I became an adult urophiliac, meaning I derive erotic pleasure for being treated like a toilet.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult I'm a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet.

by TonyGunk February 15, 2019

Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.

1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.

by Sanna C. November 1, 2008

adolescence

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.

*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

adolescent adult

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Infernal Adolescence

A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?

It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.

by John W. Oates December 12, 2003

the adolescents

THE most influential and kickass punk band to emerge from southern california.

the adolescents were just teenagers when their debut album rocked the charts in 1981.

by the storm drains April 22, 2009