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acutie

A person who is acutely cute, i.e., intense and adorable at the same time
Johnny Depp is such an acutie!
by Muxtheic October 25, 2010
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acute angina

"Not only did she have those spectacular jugulars, she also had acute angina."
by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005
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acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.
Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)
by Tragic Story December 22, 2004
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Acute Urate Related Arthritis

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.
"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"
by Dwight A June 17, 2013
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acute lead poisoning

This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.
Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week.
by Duckbutt September 9, 2007
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Vulpine Acute Hooky

Vulpine Acute Hooky is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.

Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.

At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.

Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!

Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.

Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
OMG! Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....
by heDidAveryBadThing July 17, 2010
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acute kameltosis

A condition of chronic puffy labia fully up in them jeans. The full outline of a woman's lady parts stuffed deep in thier trousers. And or shorts. A bikini will work as well. What may not be included is a house dress or pajamas. If one is lucky enough to have a large puffy mound of dolphin beak, they mite benefit from acute kameltosis
Man, she must have acute kameltosis. That she must.
by Ivan barrister June 13, 2018
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