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audiophilia nervosa

Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."

Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.

Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.

Swedish actionfilm 

Another expression for a porn film. Mainly used in the Balkan countries, since it was falsely believed that the Scandinavians invented the porn film industry first.
Guy 1: Bro, Emma Stone is so HOT!
Guy 2: I know dude, I would totally like to shoot a Swedish actionfilm with her.

Acarophilia

Sexual arousal from the action of scratching or being scratched.
I like to practise acarophilia, the feeling of a touch being deeper and harder is very pleasurable for me.
Acarophilia by Kirstquad September 11, 2012

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.
Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

antiphillia 

Antiphillia is a condition of sexual repression so severe that the sufferer attempts to restrict, regulate or control the sexual conduct of others.
Objecting to someone else's sexual conduct may indicate philophobia. Suggesting a law to regulate their sexual conduct defines one as suffering from antiphillia.
antiphillia by amourist September 14, 2011