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1. A scientist who said the Earth revolves around the sun.

2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
1. He's studying the sixteenth century scientist Galileo.

2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
Galileo by starwarsgeek133 September 3, 2010
To chop off someone's middle finger
"What happened to her middle finger?"
"She was galileoed."
Galileo by NoCapsNoSpaces June 9, 2018
One of the smartest figures in all of mankind. His beard just makes you wanna aweuhawefuifehawfe. As well his name is just one of the best in mankind. Its so unique and beautiful like Ga-Lil-Leo. As well he is such a bad boy and having beef with the POPE. There has been like 3 people in this world that had beef with the pope in Italy. Not like a bunch of countries jumping him just one guy. People like Cornicucious. His name is pretty cool but no one can spell it. He also a zodica sign so that a bit bs to galileo but sure. Tbh i feel like the pope was just salty that Galileo was built different but eh I would be too. Im not a hypocrite.
Omg I just learned about the Galilean Moons, this Galileo guy is pretty samrt
Galileo by Suppa Cool November 22, 2021

Galileo butt 

When a person is convinced that their butt is round, but everyone else says that you have flat butt.
If you ever said, "My butt looks great in these jeans." And someone responds "your butt is flat!" You have Galileo butt!

If you suffer from Galileo butt, you are not alone, the world just needs to catch up.
Galileo butt by LeJohn James July 31, 2018

Galileo School for Gifted Learning 

This school is just a bunch of social rejects and homeschooled kids, and special snowflakes. Everyone is actually pretty nice and friendly though but just watch out for the weird ones. The teachers just hire anyone off the street and you could probably bring a knife in with out anyone finding out. Theres a lack of funding so you’d probably end up sharing pe equipment or being a least favorite kid, because you don’t have a pta mom who volunteers and donates. I guess the education makes up for everything.
Galileo School for Gifted Learning “Looks it’s those gifted burn out kids” “Sandy lost all her Pokémon cards and Terry had a fit because his mom didn’t walk him into class”

galileo figaro 

"Galileo!"
"Galileo"
"Galileo!"
"GALILEO FIGARO!!!"
Bohemian Rhapsody -Queen

"I see a little shiloutte of a man, SKALLAMOOSH SKALLAMOOSH, Will you do the Fandango? ... THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING; VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

Galileo!
Galileo
Galileo!
GALILEO FIGARO!!!
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