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Acoustic Black Metal 

The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.
Acoustic Black Metal by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

acoustic bike 

An idiotic term made up by e-bike enthusiasts on Twitter who are too stupid to pick up a dictionary and realize that the term "acoustic" has to do with only sound or music.
Moron: Check out my new e-bike your acoustic bike sucks in comparison.

Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?
acoustic bike by satrain181 June 29, 2021

acoustic bike 

A fun play on words used to refer to a regular, non-electric bike. It comes from electric guitars and acoustic guitars. There are electric bikes, so why not acoustic bikes?

A term made up by e-bike enthusiasts who know know "acoustic" relates to sound but use it because it's fun. Apparently makes obsessive weirdos angry.
Person A: Yeah, I have an electric bike but today I'm riding my acoustic bike.

Person B: Haha, that's a one. I'm not going to nitpick the scientific accuracy of the phase because I'm not a pathetic dweeb.

acoustic bombardment 

Repeating the same song over and over at a high decibel for the purpose of torture.
Tiffany:"Did you hear what Tracy did to Will last nite?" Carrie: "No, what?" Tiffany: "Well, he is always teasing her about her taste in music, so, she playfully lured him into the bedroom and handcuff him to the bed with the intent of acoustic bombardment!" Carrie: "Shut up!" Tiffany: "Seriously! She put Ants Marching on a loop, super loud, and left him there for hours of torture!" Carrie: "Get Out!"
acoustic bombardment by inkgirl February 26, 2010

Acoustic Band 

A band of members raping acoustic people aka autistic people
Brady let’s get an acoustic band together
Acoustic Band by Braed3n November 7, 2023

Acoustic Guitar Bod 

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.
“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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