acoustic r&b

A form of R&B played with only acoustic instruments. This term was created and introduced in 2006 by singer song writer Chris Bivins.

Stop drop and Roll by Chris Bivins is my favorite Acoustic R&B song of all time!!

acoustic r&b by TheFlyPrince June 9, 2010

Acoustic Black Metal 

The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.

"Rarrr! Satan destroy your soul!"

Acoustic Black Metal by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

acoustic bike 

An idiotic term made up by e-bike enthusiasts on Twitter who are too stupid to pick up a dictionary and realize that the term "acoustic" has to do with only sound or music.

Moron: Check out my new e-bike your acoustic bike sucks in comparison.

Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?

acoustic bike by satrain181 June 29, 2021

acoustic bike 

A fun play on words used to refer to a regular, non-electric bike. It comes from electric guitars and acoustic guitars. There are electric bikes, so why not acoustic bikes?

A term made up by e-bike enthusiasts who know know "acoustic" relates to sound but use it because it's fun. Apparently makes obsessive weirdos angry.

Person A: Yeah, I have an electric bike but today I'm riding my acoustic bike.

Person B: Haha, that's a one. I'm not going to nitpick the scientific accuracy of the phase because I'm not a pathetic dweeb.

acoustic bike by Hope you have a good day :) May 5, 2022

acoustic bombardment 

Repeating the same song over and over at a high decibel for the purpose of torture.

Tiffany:"Did you hear what Tracy did to Will last nite?" Carrie: "No, what?" Tiffany: "Well, he is always teasing her about her taste in music, so, she playfully lured him into the bedroom and handcuff him to the bed with the intent of acoustic bombardment!" Carrie: "Shut up!" Tiffany: "Seriously! She put Ants Marching on a loop, super loud, and left him there for hours of torture!" Carrie: "Get Out!"

acoustic bombardment by inkgirl February 26, 2010

Acoustic Band 

A band of members raping acoustic people aka autistic people

Brady let’s get an acoustic band together

Acoustic Band by Braed3n November 7, 2023

Acoustic Guitar Bod 

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.

“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”

Acoustic Guitar Bod by I’m not a sexist but February 18, 2021