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(acoustic version) 

Absolute soul-wrenching heartbreak from which there is no recovery.
All aboard the lolnope train to fuckthatville (acoustic version).
(acoustic version) by lavie-boheme September 28, 2012

Acousticophilia 

Acousticophilia is defined as being sexually aroused by any auditory stimulus (including music, songs, poetry, verbal abuse, speaking in a particular foreign language, screaming, panting, moaning, groaning, and heavy breathing). The key to defining it as acousticophilia appears to be that the stimulus itself is not necessarily sexualized.
Willow found that when they were masturbating, playing the sound of someone laughing always made them orgasm. They found the same with certain key changes in music, harmonies, specific YouTube videos and bird calls. Willow has acousticophilia.

Douchebag Acoustic 

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)
Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends
Douchebag Acoustic by Boureö August 30, 2010

Scrotal Acoustics 

The sound of scrotal impact upon the anal region of the recipient.
The fat individual tends to create louder scrotal acoustics during intercourse.
Scrotal Acoustics by Khristof October 21, 2004

Acoustic Pussy 

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.
Acoustic Pussy by Dig Bickus August 2, 2021
Word of the Day on February 23, 2023

Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.
Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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