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achewood 

An online comic written and illustrated by Chris Onstad. It features an underground sub-city filled with intelligent stuffed animals, cats, and the occasional human.
Did you see the Achewood strip today? It was very arousing.
achewood by WeiOut December 12, 2005
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A banned halucinogenic beverage made from oil extracted from achewood or wormwood and originates in the southern areas of the United States. Drinking achewater causes euphoria, but is often followed by persistent, long lasting depression or melancholy. Achewood oil is considered a powerful depressant and is capable of causing permanent brain damage.

According to Chris Onstad, creator of the online comic strip "Achewood" (www.achewood.com), achewater has allegedly inspired a fair number of Southern folk tales and songs, including "Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird" and "I'm Following a Little Round Lord."
After several bottles of achewater, Jim was feeling just a tad bit more than mildly euphoric and proceeded to pantomime sex acts with a nearby light fixture. The next day, he shot himself in the mouth.
achewater by Chris Onstad May 15, 2004
A word from the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria for a prostitute, i.e. a woman who has sex for money. Used in modern day for a woman who is "loose", and has various sexual partners
That girl is an Ashewo, jumping from one mans bed to another...
Ashewo by nimblestick October 1, 2012
the river of sorrow, or one really bad ass mother fucker who can fuck you up six ways from sunday without trying.
not somone you want to piss off or fuck with.
holy shit acheron is here
acheron by sparhawk85us June 17, 2009

achewood 

Possibly the coolest comic strip in Ohio. It's actually about stuffed animals and cats. And sometimes tequila.
Today I read Achewood and nearly spit milk out my nose!
achewood by Steve! February 12, 2003
a nigerian street word meaning a slut or a whore. used to describe sluty girls on the streets or strippers.
"look at dat ashewo gel there. look at how she is opening herself fiam fiam!!"
ashewo by baba suay April 22, 2005