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Accountable 

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No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.
Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."
Accountable by Hym Iam May 7, 2025

Hold The Devil Accountable

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To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.
Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

Hold yourself accountable 

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Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.
Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

You're not holding me accountable by doing this

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And it's pathetic that people can just invoke accountability as a concept to get you do this.
Hym "You're not holding me accountable by doing this. You are trying to swap MY life with JAMHAL'S life because you mistook him for me. Got raped. And then when you found out is was not me he said 'We HE'S EVIL! Look at his emails I boke into! Look at the urban dictionary posts that didn't go through! He's trying to get people to kill kids!' But Jamhal and the rest of you know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT (Someone to talk to me directly but what is clearly happening TO me)... And you are stopping THAT and not the kid killing and the kid killing is happening naturally and it's happening because of shit like this."

This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable 

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You need to stop doing this to me or I'm going to murder someone's kid.
Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."

accountabilibuddyable 

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Being accountable for one's accountabilibuddy.
This is just as much your fault Butters! Bradley is your accountabilibuddy. That makes you accountabilibuddyable.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026
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