Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.

Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

by im.thatoneguy June 21, 2010

Qualiber

Syn. Caliber and Quality.

This taco is of a very high qualiber.

by im.thatoneguy July 25, 2016

nooice

"Something that is incredible beyond words."

- Keegan-Michael Key

"Nooice!"

by im.thatoneguy February 05, 2016