Accommodator

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."

"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"

Accommodator by The Dastard December 23, 2004

The Accommodator

an individual whom lives in a residence hall who typically lives with a stinky roommate...

Wednesdays being the key day of the week for accommodating...

This individual is often in a long term relationship Thursday's through Tuesday's.

"am I a whore?" "no, you're a slut." "no, you're just the accommodator"

The Accommodator by Calvin Weils April 24, 2008

re-accommodate 

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

re-accommodate by AusNorman April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

re-accommodate by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

re-accommodate by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

Re-accommodate 

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

Re-accommodate by Micky25 April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

re-accommodate by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017