Accomodator

n., a dildo you strap to your chin to assist in oral sex

Hey baby, you want me to strap on the accomodator?

by JubboOO April 20, 2005

accomoditis

disease that causes one to feel the need to go to excessive lengths to accomodate an inappropriate or ridiculous request

Misty's accomoditis prevented her from saying no when Bob asked her to make 500 color copies at the end of her business day.

Eddie’s Mom suffers from accomoditis, it almost seems like she waits on that 30 year old grown man, hand and foot!

by Jazzy Julie January 31, 2008

Re-accomodate

To beat the shit out of and drag the body away.

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.

by Dpunkgal90 April 11, 2017

Re-Accomodate

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

by moriya2k2 April 11, 2017

re-accomodate

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

by ze777enz April 11, 2017

accomode

to sit on a toilet or use a toilet

Mr. X is not available, he's accomoded now...

by Melvid January 31, 2024

accomodate

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an absceas?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "accomodate".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025