accommadate

To rearrange/re-word a sentence to allow for a "pause" punctuation mark --- i.e., the lower half of a semicolon --- to be added to and used in said sentence.

This sentence is too long to allow me to read it aloud without pausing for breath; please make necessary adjustments to accommadate me here.

by QuacksO August 16, 2022

Re-accomodate

To beat the shit out of and drag the body away.

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.

by Dpunkgal90 April 10, 2017

Re-Accomodate

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017

re-accommodate

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

by AusNorman April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

re-accomodate

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

by ze777enz April 10, 2017