accommodeate

To allow one or more other individuals to also use your personal thunder-jug.

Having others use your outhouse still involves their placing their own stinky butts on the same seat that you use, so choosing to also accommodeate them is not really all that different. If doing so on a regular basis seems too gross and icky to you, however, perhaps you could compromise with your house-rule to allow for weather temperatures, and say that you prefer that guests "take it outdoors" unless it's really chilly at the time.

by QuacksO November 17, 2021

Re-accomodate

To beat the shit out of and drag the body away.

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.

by Dpunkgal90 April 10, 2017

Re-Accomodate

To beat savagely.

"Stop talking or I'll Re-Accomodate you"

"Keep messing with me, and I promise you will be Re-Accomodated"

"Walk away now, before I Re-Accomodate your face"

by moriya2k2 April 10, 2017

re-accommodate

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

by AusNorman April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

re-accomodate

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

by ze777enz April 10, 2017