accessho 

To have access to a certain place with a ho.

It ισ kitchentte which ισ also a facilite which you can accessho on your matress.

accessho by KingofDefinitions October 4, 2018

propane and propane accessories! 

What Hank Hill sells to support his family.

"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"

propane and propane accessories! by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008

Accessory Friend 

A friend with whom you hang out with only to better your personal image. An accessory friend is often mean, snotty and disliked by the entire friend group. The only reason the accessory friend is tolerated is because of their above average looks.

Bob: "Nicole, why do you hang out with Barb? I'm pretty sure that my antisocial cat has a better personality than her".

Nicole: "Good question! Barb is just my accessory friend. I only hang out with her because she makes me look good... kind of like these diamond earrings that I'm wearing.

Bob: "Good point. I guess she is kind of hot".

Accessory Friend by Urbankid123 September 6, 2013

Tool box with matching power douche accessories 

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

Tool box with matching power douche accessories by CPT Ron April 30, 2013

bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits

Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her bio-accessory, Bit Bit, until she started carrying around babies instead. Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog.

bio-accessory by KathMac December 9, 2008

accessorary 

Accessory;

Used in mumble rap to rhyme with 'necessary';

Things that my ass are not

See also: Accessory

"Get on this ride, baby, you gon' have to buckle up
Thick thighs save lives, call me little buttercup

All means necessary
My ass is not an accessorary"
-William Faulkner

accessorary by #Lizzo4Life August 1, 2019

unnecessary accessory 

A clothing accessory that serves no function. These include wristbands, necklaces, as opposed to wristwatches and sweat bands.

Pirate: Them white beads on yer orange neck is an unnecessary accessory mate.
Guido: Damn dood these are mah good luck charms.

unnecessary accessory by twanx1234 April 25, 2010