Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)
Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."
by KathMac December 12, 2006
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bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits
Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her bio-accessory, Bit Bit, until she started carrying around babies instead. Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog.
by KathMac January 08, 2007
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bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits
Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her Chihuahua Bit Bit until she started carrying around babies instead. (Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog. )
by KathMac January 02, 2007
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next

verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace

Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

Girl, he's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac August 05, 2007
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next

verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin’, after what you did to me, I’ve got half a mind to next you, but I’ll give you one more chance.

Alysia, that guy’s really hot, but he treats me like so much shit--you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac August 08, 2007
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verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

He's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac June 10, 2007
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celebusnit

when a celebrity gets into a snit, often over remarks made by another celebrity
I'm not sure whether it happened to Donald Trump or Rosie O'Donnell first, but eventually both of them got into a celebusnit about his handling of the Miss USA scandal and her remarks about it.
by KathMac January 18, 2007
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