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autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
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Abnosome 

A new word created in 2013 by CW actor Misha Collins during the annual Greatest Internation Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (GISHWHES), with the meaning:

'Awesome in an abnormal way'
Speaker one: "I cut off all my hair and wore underwear made of Toast for G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S!"
Speaker two: "That is so abnosome!"
Abnosome by juxtai August 20, 2013
Atosa also Atusa is a Persian female name commonly found in Iran and in Afghan speakers of Farsi/Parsi, meaning beautiful body. Alternative spellings are: Atoosa, Atousa, or Atossa.
Atosa was the daughter of Cyrus the Great and a half-sister of Cambyses II. She later married Darius the Great and gave birth to Xerxes the Great.
Atosa by notlikethat February 6, 2010
A name commonly used by Nigerians.
Being born on a Sunday.
Why did your parents name you Abosede?
Because I was born on a Sunday.
Abosede by Aboa July 28, 2012

Abroseph 

A widely used term in certain parts of the US, combining the words "bro", "abrasive", and "joseph".

Carries the same meaning as abrasive; it can mean "overly aggressive, annoying, or intrusive".
A friend starts aggressively making loud and disgusting sounds with his food on purpose. You could say: "Excuse me? Could you please calm down? Your eating is being a little abroseph."

While walking into the movie theater, a friend starts dancing in the middle of the mall just to mess with people or to troll. You could say: "Maaaan, you're being so abroseph right now. It's ridiculous."
Abroseph by Eminent May 4, 2010

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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