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autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
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Abnosome 

A new word created in 2013 by CW actor Misha Collins during the annual Greatest Internation Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (GISHWHES), with the meaning:

'Awesome in an abnormal way'
Speaker one: "I cut off all my hair and wore underwear made of Toast for G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S!"
Speaker two: "That is so abnosome!"
Abnosome by juxtai August 20, 2013
Atosa also Atusa is a Persian female name commonly found in Iran and in Afghan speakers of Farsi/Parsi, meaning beautiful body. Alternative spellings are: Atoosa, Atousa, or Atossa.
Atosa was the daughter of Cyrus the Great and a half-sister of Cambyses II. She later married Darius the Great and gave birth to Xerxes the Great.
Atosa by notlikethat February 6, 2010
A name commonly used by Nigerians.
Being born on a Sunday.
Why did your parents name you Abosede?
Because I was born on a Sunday.
Abosede by Aboa July 28, 2012

Abroseph 

A widely used term in certain parts of the US, combining the words "bro", "abrasive", and "joseph".

Carries the same meaning as abrasive; it can mean "overly aggressive, annoying, or intrusive".
A friend starts aggressively making loud and disgusting sounds with his food on purpose. You could say: "Excuse me? Could you please calm down? Your eating is being a little abroseph."

While walking into the movie theater, a friend starts dancing in the middle of the mall just to mess with people or to troll. You could say: "Maaaan, you're being so abroseph right now. It's ridiculous."
Abroseph by Eminent May 4, 2010

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*