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The act of being simultanously abstract and obtuse.
'The angle between hepatica communis and gastroduodenalis artery was abtuse in 67.5% and acute in 32.5%. The course of lienalis artery showed many styles of conformity as yet unclassified in the field...
abtuse by Steve Banhegyi February 13, 2007
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The act of being simultanously abstruct and obtuse.
'The angle between hepatica communis and gastroduodenalis artery was abtuse in 67.5% and acute in 32.5%. The course of lienalis artery showed many styles of conformity as yet unclassified in the field...
abtuse by Steve Banhegyi December 9, 2008
The act of being simultanously abstruct and obtuse.
'The angle between hepatica communis and gastroduodenalis artery was abtuse in 67.5% and acute in 32.5%. The course of lienalis artery showed many styles of conformity as yet unclassified in the field...
abtuse by Steve Banhegyi December 9, 2008

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human 

mental abuse to human
My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.
"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.
"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray
Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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