absorber 

someone who leeches off another person.

hey mike stop being an absorber, I dont want to be your spawn.
assjacker sphincter-face and fuckwod

absorber by sir william humphrey bastard fuck the great November 25, 2004

absorber yt 

An amazing man who makes very entertaining content but still gets unnecessary hate.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.

hey do you watch absorber yt or on Twitch or Tik tok.
-No i don't

You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos

absorber yt by Clemintine-the-moth August 10, 2021

Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.

Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.

Plop Absorber by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011

Shock Absorber 

A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.

Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.

The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.

Shock Absorber by camahroon May 25, 2010

Cock Absorber 

A girl that is rather ‘sluttish’ and has sex with strangers often. Also known as a thot or slag.

Ellie: OMG Maisie had sex for the 7th time today!?
Lily: what the fuck?? She’s such a cock absorber

Cock Absorber by Maisies Biggest fan March 26, 2019

shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

shark absorber by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

culture absorber

A person or group that literally absorb someone else’s culture as their own and act as if it’s theirs. They are not just a Weeaboo or a Koreaaboo. They do it with everything.. e.g. A European visits an Asian country and becomes fascinated with their culture. When back in their country they start acting like the people of that country they visited e.g. Korea, even speaking broken versions of the language in an attempt to be the same as them. They even throw in a random foreign word into the middle of a sentence. They will especially do this around their friends and family and try to get them to act the same as them..

Mike: Hey Tom how are you today.
Tom: Fine how about you Tom.
Mike: I’m daebak..
Tom: You’re wha—
Mike: Wanna grab some ramyeon!!
Tom: You don’t even like ram—
Mike I’ll take that as a yes....
*Proceeds to take out two wooden sticks and act as if they are chopsticks*
Tom: Ah so you’re a culture absorber...

culture absorber by s-0-z December 18, 2020