abso-fruitly 

synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.

1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!

abso-fruitly by Powerclap January 1, 2010

absofruitly 

absolutely, but with fruit (originally stated by Steve Correll on the Office)

EX1:
This banana is absofruitly fantastic!
EX2:
Q:Do you want to go get Chinese food?
A:Absofruitly

absofruitly by MaraNikki June 27, 2007

Absofruitly 

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers

Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly

Absofruitly by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019

absofruitly 

better than absolutely

I absofruitly don’t want to go to your baby shower, Karen

absofruitly by vmurphey June 8, 2019

absofruitly 

a new and hip way or saying absolutely

Mikey:do you think your phone charger will work on Sarah's phone
Me: absofruitly

absofruitly by word destroyer May 24, 2010

absofruitly 

A boss term used for obviously or of course.

JG said, "You throwin down tonight, Slal?"
Absofruitly.

absofruitly by gtown666dik December 3, 2009

absofruitly 

-adjective

1. When someone is undoubtedly homosexual.

2. The way gay men express affirmative approval.

Oh... my.. GAGA! Those those shoes are absofruitly cute!

absofruitly by brentus maximus July 26, 2010