abso-slut-ly

A portmanteau of absolutely and slut.

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

abso-slut-ly by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024

absoslutly 

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

absoslutly by MattoMatto January 3, 2025