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Those abshears are the bestest
abshear by anonymous February 22, 2023
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A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.
Run! It's Absher!
absher by Gnarlybeefstick December 7, 2016
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asshearing 

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.
"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."
asshearing by nilyasam May 19, 2016

Ashearmy 

What’s the Ashearmy? The Ashe army is an army/fandom who love LeahAshe! Who’s Leah Ashe? Leah Ashe is a Roblox YouTuber you can find her Channel @LeahAshe! The Ashe Army is a nice fandom there are many kind & nice people

I suggest joining if you love Roblox & the color pink!
I love Leah Ashe, also in AsheArmy
Ashearmy by Povleahs February 26, 2021
Asheara is elegant and has the confidence of a queen. She's the girl every guy wants but yet to have. She's has morals, she's the smartest girl you'll ever meet. Asheara is different from the rest so if you have one keep her locked away only for your eyes to see. Shes beautiful oh so beautiful, thinking about her gives me chills. Trying to figure out how someone could be anymore perfect than Asheara. She has a gift a gift it is. Asheara can help you become a better person can make you dream of the impossible. She's amazing just meeting a Asheara is like finding a 3 leaf clover.
Whose that? Asheara. WOW she's gorgeous !
asheara by Mardar93 September 26, 2017
A super fine boy that attracts all girls but is a heart breaker
No feelings Abshari
Abshari by Ashariwrld23 November 11, 2019

Absharan 

Absharan

Absharan is the best person you will ever meet in your life. He is the nicest person there is on earth and has a smile that attracts everything and everyone. He is very helpful and likes to take care of other people, friends and family. You should be happy to meet such a person in your life because such a person is unique. If you have someone like that in your life then you can do anything.
Absharan i love you
Absharan by Zip33553 November 23, 2021
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