absher 

A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.

Run! It's Absher!

absher by Gnarlybeefstick December 7, 2016

Zach absher 

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys

zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna

Zach absher by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Jared Absher 

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

Jared Absher by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022

Absternity 

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Absternity by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

asheru 

Insanely good Underground rapper. D.C native and part of the Unspoken Heard and Blue Black. Unlike most rappers today, his lyrics actually mean something...important. Brings hope to the rap community.

John: You ever watch Boondocks on adultswin?
Mike: Yeah dude, show rocks.
John: True, True, and the theme song fucking rocks!
Mike: Fucking right, that's Asheru spitting that shit.

asheru by Dalty September 10, 2007

asher angel 

the sweetest, most adorable actor of all times. he acts, sings, and contributes to charities. he stars as jonah beck in the disney tv show andi mack, and will play billy batson in shazam

have you seen the new and mack?
yeah, asher angel was so adorable in it.

asher angel by puppygoose February 14, 2018

asherons call 

An excellent MMORPG developed by Turbine and Published by Microsoft.

When it was first released the game was moderately popular for many years and was of much greater quality than Evercamp. It had many brilliant and innovative ideas such as the Allegance System and the Updates which added new content to the game every month. However, the updates were eventually the death of the game as the morons added so many high level creatures to the game that it became to dangerous to walk five feet out of any town unless you were over level 100. What were they thinking?

The Sequel to this game was extremely similir to the original game except that it had slightly better graphics and all the good features were removed. In other words the sequel sucked. Hopefully if there is ever a another sequel to this wonderful game then the developers will have the sense to bring back the original Character system, magic and other excellent features from the original that the last game lacked.

Asherons call is the best MMORPG I have ever played. Although if I had spent a few more weeks with Anarchy Online I might have changed my mind.

asherons call by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007