absher

A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.
Run! It's Absher!
by Gnarlybeefstick December 07, 2016
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Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.
Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!
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Zach absher

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys
zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna
by Evan Roten December 06, 2019
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