absher

A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.

Run! It's Absher!

by Gnarlybeefstick December 7, 2016

Zach absher

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys

zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022