asshearing

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."

by nilyasam May 19, 2016

ashering

The act of agreeing with others just to become popular

I'm not ashering you right now but I like that movie too

by big dak December 4, 2013

asseatingwhitch

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019

Asseatingmachine

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

by Noppnoel February 6, 2020

Asseating

The cannibalistic act of eating another person's ass.

Jimmy: Hey bob!
Bob: yo Jimmy, the ass we ate yesterday was so good.
Jimmy: Yea, that was some good asseating!

by bleach is good for your body January 27, 2021

incestrial asseating

whenever two people who are related eat each-others butts

ryder, please stop incestrial asseating ryot 👅🟫

by alvinshairyassbutt July 13, 2025