asshearing 

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."

asshearing by nilyasam May 19, 2016

ashering 

The act of agreeing with others just to become popular

I'm not ashering you right now but I like that movie too

ashering by big dak December 4, 2013

asseatingwhitch 

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

asseatingwhitch by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019

Asseatingmachine 

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

Asseatingmachine by Noppnoel February 6, 2020

Asseating 

The cannibalistic act of eating another person's ass.

Jimmy: Hey bob!
Bob: yo Jimmy, the ass we ate yesterday was so good.
Jimmy: Yea, that was some good asseating!

Asseating by bleach is good for your body January 27, 2021

Ashering

When someone acts like they know everything.

Bob is Ashering by saying he knows all about soccer when he knows nothing

Ashering by Joebarb112 June 27, 2026

incestrial asseating 

whenever two people who are related eat each-others butts

ryder, please stop incestrial asseating ryot 👅🟫

incestrial asseating by alvinshairyassbutt July 13, 2025