abrts 

abrts = all boys are the same

me: all the guys i date treat me like shit
friend: wow, abrts

abrts by lv88 August 4, 2019

Mixed Martial Arts 

A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.

"Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch."
"UFC is the most well-known organization to promote mixed martial arts fights."
" Morgan and I are watching the Brandon v Rivers mixed martial arts fight at the bar tonight. You in?"
"There is a mixed martial arts championship this weekend at Madison Square Garden - I can't wait!"

Mixed Martial Arts by rkb247 January 8, 2022

Electronic Arts 

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Electronic Arts by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 27, 2019

Long Lake Camp For The Arts 

You know go to long lake when: (Updated)

-You know can quote the Princess Bride word for word
-You have the most amazing friends
-You wake up at 4:30 Am on casting day
-You wish you were a CIT until you actually are
-Its your ultimate goal to be in a "Sam Show"
-But "Jaque shows" aren't too shabby either
-You hear rumors of Pippin 2012 3rd session
-You saw Pippin 2012 3rd session and cringed
-You know Makii doesn't walk to the rylee she drives
-You've made/eaten edible art
-You ship Dan & Robin Circus
-You think "its a hard knock life" when you have to clean the toilets during bunk inspection.
-You cut the line for canteen weather you want it or not
-You have conquered Herm rock
-You use hairspray in every production no. matter. what.
-You have rang or contemplated ringing the bell
-You try to take a "Light nap" during rest hour and wake up a zombie
-You've gotten yelled "hand check!" at you during bonfire night
-You wear pajamas to breakfast because everyone loves you no matter what
-You know all the words to the spoon song
-You try to use the phones on the outside of the unit leader shack to maximize talk time
-You've taken one drink and TWO pieces of candy at canteen and felt like such a badass
-You get "The Talk" within the first week of camp and still manage to get away with everything on hell night.
-You envy the golf carts passing by you as you walk up to the sports field on sunday
-You love long lake with all your heart

Long live Long Lake Camp For The Arts

Long Lake Camp For The Arts by LongLaker2k15 February 24, 2015

Liberal Arts Syndrome

Occurs when you attend a liberal arts school. Symptoms: believing you are a master of everything, when in reality you are only a master of BSing core curriculum bull shit.

"Did you hear that Joe decided he wanted to become an astronaut?"

"But he only has a Public Policy and Community Service degree..."

"He also has Liberal Arts Syndrome."

Liberal Arts Syndrome by Sufferer of said syndrome November 29, 2011

Electronic Arts 

A once-great company which slowly turned to shit (around when they decided that monopolizing sports licenses was better than having to make a good game); made some great games in the 90s which either were forgotten (ex. The Haunting for the Sega Genesis in 1993) or ran into the ground (ex. Madden); can unite gamers from all backgrounds because of its sheer crappiness.

A: Electronic Arts? Didn't they make Mutant League Football?

B: Yeah, but that was actually fun to play so it never got a sequel. Instead Electronic Arts thought the world wanted to play Need For Speed: T.R.A.S.H instead.

Electronic Arts by HopperedX June 12, 2011

Artsyficial 

When something is supposed to be artsy, but fails terribly.

After watching one too many episodes of "Trading Spaces", Helen's redecorated room turned out to be tragically artsyficial.

Artsyficial by xemcats March 18, 2004