abortunity

Your chance to have that abortion before it's too late.

Caroline missed her abortunity. Now she's dropped out of school and stuck working at Waffle House for 18 years.

abortunity by TheWholeTruth&NothingBut July 2, 2015

Abortnite 

A game that stormed the gaming community and is widely considered to be played by normies, or Failed Abortions.

Look at those normies playing ABORTNITE. REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Abortnite by Dzed June 6, 2018

Abortnite 

When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite[ to care about her so she gets and [abortion and a divorce.

Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.

Abortnite by Zipdox October 12, 2018

Abortnite 

The phrase used when a squad starts to wreck you and your teammates in fortnite forcing you to retreat from the situation as fast as a black man leaves a pregnant partner

Manly: “Shit man, they are tryna flank us!”
Brad: “ABORTNITE”

Abortnite by Bernard0079 March 9, 2018

Abortnite 

When a father successfully beats the pregnancy out of a woman

My Wife stated that she was pregnant from the hardcore fucking I gave her, so I'm gonna give her a hardcore beat down in abortnite. That's what I call a Victory Royal

Abortnite by ChingChongMudufuka October 13, 2018

dabortunity 

The perfect opportunity to dab.

Yooooo this tune has a sick dabortunity!

dabortunity by G Leedham & Alex Chanti April 14, 2017

abortnite 

a game that pregnant women play after abortion

woman 1 : hey wanna play fortnite

woman 2: i just got my child abortion

woman 3: get on abortnite now

abortnite by oooomyyyygoddd October 12, 2018