abortunity

Your chance to have that abortion before it's too late.

Caroline missed her abortunity. Now she's dropped out of school and stuck working at Waffle House for 18 years.

by TheWholeTruth&NothingBut July 2, 2015

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Abortnite

A game that stormed the gaming community and is widely considered to be played by normies, or Failed Abortions.

Look at those normies playing ABORTNITE. REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dzed June 6, 2018

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Abortnite

When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite to care about her so she gets and abortion and a divorce.

Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.

by Zipdox October 12, 2018

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Abortnite

The phrase used when a squad starts to wreck you and your teammates in fortnite forcing you to retreat from the situation as fast as a black man leaves a pregnant partner

Manly: “Shit man, they are tryna flank us!”
Brad: “ABORTNITE”

by Bernard0079 March 9, 2018

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Abortnite

When a father successfully beats the pregnancy out of a woman

My Wife stated that she was pregnant from the hardcore fucking I gave her, so I'm gonna give her a hardcore beat down in abortnite. That's what I call a Victory Royal

by ChingChongMudufuka October 13, 2018

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