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Abortnite 

When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite to care about her so she gets and abortion and a divorce.
Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.
Abortnite by Zipdox October 12, 2018

Abortnite 

The phrase used when a squad starts to wreck you and your teammates in fortnite forcing you to retreat from the situation as fast as a black man leaves a pregnant partner
Manly: “Shit man, they are tryna flank us!”
Brad: “ABORTNITE”
Abortnite by Bernard0079 March 9, 2018

Abortnite 

When a father successfully beats the pregnancy out of a woman
My Wife stated that she was pregnant from the hardcore fucking I gave her, so I'm gonna give her a hardcore beat down in abortnite. That's what I call a Victory Royal
Abortnite by ChingChongMudufuka October 13, 2018

abortnite 

woman 1 : hey wanna play fortnite

woman 2: i just got my child abortion

woman 3: get on abortnite now
abortnite by oooomyyyygoddd October 12, 2018

Abortnite 

when your child wants to land in tilted but you want to get the victory royale by hacking the battle bus and killing them before they drop
Me: I'm not sure I'm ready to play Fortnite duos so i will play Abortnite
Abortnite by bigbeater November 14, 2018

abortnite 

when your friend got a kill streak of 2 in one shot and payed to win, like bro no skill? got to pay to get it out
yo Claire got an abortnite.
abortnite by Hi Luis May 21, 2023