A corrupted form of boob baker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy sexual frustation. Generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that masturbates using a hot pie.
Man how come I never get laid?
It's because you have sex with pies, aboobakars never get laid.
Hmm have you tried this crumble?
Um, that's a pie. I was experimenting with being an aboobakar.
Woman: "I saw a star last night, it was big."
Man: "You're wrong lady, it was cloudy last night."
Little girl: "ABOOGALA!"
Woman: "Oh my God, I'm sorry for ignoring you sweetie!"