A corrupted form of boobbaker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy sexual frustation. Generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that masturbates using a hot pie.
Man how come I never get laid?
It's because you have sex with pies, aboobakars never get laid.
Hmm have you tried this crumble?
Um, that's a pie. I was experimenting with being an aboobakar.
A sexy ass nigga, who don't take shit from nobody. He'll fuck you up, then he'll fuck your bitch. He is fucking awesome. He satisfies the girls he tyb, with his 12 inch cock.
Is a ugly boy that’s loves to make fun of people when he has something in him to laugh at as well ...he’s chill when your in his good mood but when he’s in his bad mood he’s the most disgusting person ever ..even if he’s your friend he will be fake & and he will make your life a living hell !!
Alicia:Hey is Aboubaker coming to the party ?
Elizabeth:Hell no he’s gonna be mean to everyone here!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."