When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...
It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy
Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. Let your load off all over your partner, specifically in the facial area. Proceed to dumping the box of popcorn over their head. Watch and enjoy as the abominable snowman terrorizes the theater.
Mythical creature thought to live in the Himalayas. Also known as Yeti.
Sightings have been reported from Napal, China, and Siberia and other areas of Asia.
The abonimable snowman is said to be over 7 feet tall and have a heavy coat of white hair, allwoing him to camouflage in the snow of the mountains.
A sex act in which someone ejaculates into another person's mouth. That person then holds the ejaculate in their mouth for a period of time for no less than 1 hour. After the period of time has passed and the saliva/semen mixture has stewed in their mouth, this person then kisses another and forces the mixture into another person's mouth.
Dave: I picked Dina up for dinner last night, but she gave me the strangest kiss before we left. I think she was eating soup or something before hand, it was so salty.
Greg: Dina? She blew me yesterday afternoon. You think it was an abominable snowball?
Dave: Well fuck, that's the third time this month.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*