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Abjob (Also Absjob or Absfuck) is when a person places their penis on their partner's abs to use them. Either two can move to stimulate the person's penis in a back and fourth motion.

They are similar to pecsjob but instead of using the pectoral muscle to stimulate the penis of a partner, the abdominal muscle is put in use.
Person 1:My boyfriend has a rock-hard abs.
Person 2: You should ask him for an abjob.
abjob by SolarSum June 26, 2023
Words you can keep

abobbled 

Christina, where did you come from? That chick abobbled.

A thought just abobbled.
abobbled by Sophia_Elkins November 1, 2019

true aboba 

aboba ISNT SYNONYM OF FUCKING SWAG,

Aboba (Aboba, 🅰️ 🅱️ 🅾️ 🅱️ 🅰️ ) – a meme that appeared from the streamer Glad Valakas.

Valery Aboba is a new image of the popular streamer Glad Valakas (Zhmyshenko). On January 23, 2021, the video “Inside Zhmyshenko” (episode 2) was published on YouTube. In it, a black man, who is recognized by Glad Valakas himself, puts forward his candidacy for the post of president.

also, the gm_aboba map was released in the Garrys Mod workshop
im true aboba, new president; im playing on gm_aboba
true aboba by 512_DXII [RU|VCS] July 31, 2021

aboobagies

A word used to apologize to a woman with big boobs.
Flavia:Quit being so vulgar!
Me:My sincerest aboobagies.
aboobagies by J-cool May 17, 2007

Aboobque 

The most wholesome finest man you'll ever meet he also packs a big shlong
Aboobque is the way to go
Aboobque by Aidqn December 13, 2021

abdobian 

any object, action, or just about anything that has to do with the famous yemeni actor Abdo Korin
Have you seen that new Abdobian movie starring Abdo Korin.

That was an Abdobian type fall right there when he slipped like Abdo Korin.
abdobian by arabg17 December 6, 2006

absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.
"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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