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Abjob (Also Absjob or Absfuck) is when a person places their penis on their partner's abs to use them. Either two can move to stimulate the person's penis in a back and fourth motion.

They are similar to pecsjob but instead of using the pectoral muscle to stimulate the penis of a partner, the abdominal muscle is put in use.
Person 1:My boyfriend has a rock-hard abs.
Person 2: You should ask him for an abjob.
abjob by SolarSum June 26, 2023
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abobbled 

Christina, where did you come from? That chick abobbled.

A thought just abobbled.
abobbled by Sophia_Elkins November 1, 2019

true aboba 

aboba ISNT SYNONYM OF FUCKING SWAG,

Aboba (Aboba, 🅰️ 🅱️ 🅾️ 🅱️ 🅰️ ) – a meme that appeared from the streamer Glad Valakas.

Valery Aboba is a new image of the popular streamer Glad Valakas (Zhmyshenko). On January 23, 2021, the video “Inside Zhmyshenko” (episode 2) was published on YouTube. In it, a black man, who is recognized by Glad Valakas himself, puts forward his candidacy for the post of president.

also, the gm_aboba map was released in the Garrys Mod workshop
im true aboba, new president; im playing on gm_aboba
true aboba by 512_DXII [RU|VCS] July 31, 2021

aboobagies

A word used to apologize to a woman with big boobs.
Flavia:Quit being so vulgar!
Me:My sincerest aboobagies.
aboobagies by J-cool May 17, 2007

Aboobque 

The most wholesome finest man you'll ever meet he also packs a big shlong
Aboobque is the way to go
Aboobque by Aidqn December 13, 2021

abdobian 

any object, action, or just about anything that has to do with the famous yemeni actor Abdo Korin
Have you seen that new Abdobian movie starring Abdo Korin.

That was an Abdobian type fall right there when he slipped like Abdo Korin.
abdobian by arabg17 December 6, 2006

absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.
"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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