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abjection 

noun. the dramatic human reaction (horror, fainting, vomiting) to something inherently disgusting or threatening.

According to Julia Kristeva, it is caused by a breakdown in meaning caused by the loss of distinction between subject and object, or self and other.

Something that causes abjection is described as 'abject' (adjective). It can also be reffered to as 'the abject' (noun).
That decomposing corpse causes sever abjection!

Her abjection consisted of projectile vomiting.
abjection by bleedingdollies November 16, 2006
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Abjection on Ice 

A self glorified trash-bag of a person.

This phrase is originally from critiques on the Young British Artists (1960s)

Abjection refers to something that is gross, dirty, or taboo.
Person 1: "Joe cheated on his girlfriend with her younger sister and won't stop bragging about it."

Person 2: "Geeze. Talk about an abjection on ice."
Abjection on Ice by namuh February 14, 2019

Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?
Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

Objection 

A word often used in the Ace Attorney series when one objects to something. It is usually accompanied with desk-slamming and epic background music.
Player: "Hmm.. I dunno... maybe it's this one?" *Present*

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

*Cross-examination music stops playing*

Player: "YESSS! I CHOSE THE RIGHT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!"
Objection by Saranghae141 December 30, 2011

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

objection 

Phoenix Wright's bold statement whenever he believes a witness to be lying their pants off.
Girlfriend: "But honey, I never cheated on you with Billy!"

Boyfriend: "OBJECTION! That sticky white stuff on your shoes clearly contradicts your statement."
objection by Phoenix Wright November 26, 2006