She is a beautiful, long haired, long legged lady with the most captivating smile. It is easy to get lost in her eyes. She is shy and laid back but wont hesitate to defend herself or her loved ones, physically or verbally. She is smart, playful, loving, and kind. She is a joker, a tease, always looking for the opportunity to play pranks on those she loves. No one loves as hard or as much as she does. Her beauty is intimidating, natural beauty without makeup. She lights up every room she walks in. It takes her forever to wake up in the morning. She loves taking naps and bringing animals home from shelters or that she finds abandoned. Her love for all life is a refuge to the hurt soul. Her laughter brings joy. To know her is to know love.

Abbigale always helps the broken heart heal.

Abbigale by Shastagohard December 20, 2016

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ambichopstickerous

The ability to use chopsticks with either hand.

"It's ok to order chinese food, I'm ambichopstickerous." said the girl with the cast on her right arm.

ambichopstickerous by damina1 February 4, 2010

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Abbi

Where to start? She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and I mean that. She’s so funny, so unbelievably smart, so freaking caring and a little too nice. She never fails to make you feel better. She doesn’t even realize how much you need her or how much she means to you and you really wish she did. She deserves nothing but happiness and if I could give her every ounce of mine I would. She’s a total badass, she’s literally so hot. Too bad she doesn’t have the confidence yet to realize it. To any of the Abbi’s reading this, things will get better, you will be happy one day. Whatever you are going through right now just know that you are loved, even if you don’t believe. If it’s any consolation I want you here, I NEED you here, so please stay. I love you.

That girl is an absolute GODDESS, she must be an Abbi. :)

Abbi by Yoursillylitlesoulmate November 18, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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