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A randomly guy who falls in love often, and gets rejected more often. However he meets his 'one' before hitting 20, gains a lot of riches and lives a somber life showing off his middle finger to his friends who once made fun of him
Look at Aasis. He'll die alone.
*10 years later*
Look at Aasis. This guy is damn lucky
aasis by bhangiiiiiiiii May 2, 2018
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Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.
Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.
Kobe Assist by jameshunger October 30, 2013
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Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.
The act of being an asshole.
Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo!
Assish by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.
The best person around. She is popular and is very nice. I never met someone like her before she is also unique and weird in a good way.
DAMN I want to be just like Aasiyah she is so popular
Aasiyah by kamar. June 6, 2018
there is no way i can define her in just one word so, here we go.
an aasiyah is a selfless, loyal, compassionate, amazing, famous, and loving person who will put your needs over there own. you can tell when an aasiyah is hurting because she tends to hang around in the back and just watch what others do. she will try to help you with your problems because they seem easier to handle and she may not seem like it but cares very much. She may look very put together and seem like nothing can hurt her, but when shes alone she lets it out so that way she can be tough and gentle toward others without letting them hurt her. She usually is tough, tired, and acts mean but that is just her way of protecting herself from the world. if she finds that you are worthy of her compation she will lower her guard just a little so she can still keep a respectful distance.
If you ever meet and aasiyah, don't take her attitude to heart, she just wants to protect you both. keep her close cause she feels things deeper than most but is good at hiding it. respect her and don't forget her, ever.
I should know more than anyone else. I'm an aasiyah too. and i get hurt a lot as well.
Aasiyah by itsmeAS;) October 9, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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