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Anal Aardvarks
A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"
Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"
Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"
Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"
Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"
Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
Anal Aardvarks by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013
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SEC Aardvarks
The name of the team that South Eastern Conference fans root for in Bowl Games. The SEC Aardvarks are unanimously praised and their fans can often be heard chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! at any game which their beloved Aardvarks play.
SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.
SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.
SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
Mike: "Hey, I thought you hated Auburn?"
Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"
Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"
Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"
Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"
Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
SEC Aardvarks by Kale Oricus January 7, 2011
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Skittish Aardvarks
Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.
"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.
Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.
Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!
Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.
Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!
Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
Skittish Aardvarks by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012
aardvarkian
Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!
Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.
aardvarkian by The Aardvarkian Minister of De October 26, 2017