A wipe

Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

by yursh22 June 10, 2017

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

lack-a-wipe

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.

I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

worth a wipe

A beautiful women who you would love to fuck.
Term comes from cleaning your cock on the curtains afterwards.

Fuck me Dave she is well worth a wipe.

by JD-DJ October 28, 2006

give it a wipe

basically-shut up!!

possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!

Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??

by Dimple-Chic August 1, 2008

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

Wipe a nigga nose

To kill someone.

"i'll wipe a nigga nose"
wipe a nigga nose- kill somebody

by xxslimx March 31, 2017