shit-a-wiped 

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

shit-a-wiped by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

shit of a thousand wipes 

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

shit of a thousand wipes by Lunicus January 29, 2007