A very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. They may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. Frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
That land-a-tee makes the girls in the Lane Bryant catalogue look like Playboy centerfolds.
Grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we're being invaded. Land-a-tee ho!
Ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in Hallmark stores?
It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.